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<Sigh> They preempted West Wing anyway!



And on that "I just hate it when they do that" lame excuse for my
complete and utter abdication of my introductorial duties, today's
Ziggy's Joke o' the day picks up this gauntlet thrown down by ES:

	My housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
	sweatshirt one day.

	Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
	to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

	"It depends," I replied.  "What does it say on your shirt?"

	He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."



Ziggy's Tip o' the day:

	The only thing in the universe more abundant than hydrogen
	is stupidity.



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